A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Justin's hair

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

My pet rock died.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

kkk

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

once upon a time there was a boy

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Netflix and chill

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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