jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Knock knock Come in

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

These Jokes suck.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Penis.

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