- Anti Joke

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

This is a joke setup.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus