- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

ugh good riddance

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Your time.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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