What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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How did the girl die? 25.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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