What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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