What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Hi

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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my shift key is broken1

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Anti Joke

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