- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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