I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Lets go Yankees

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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