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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

This is not an anti joke.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Chicken penis.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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