Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

whats long and green? weed

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

An atheist walks into a church

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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