Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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