What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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i like pie.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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