- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

my whole life!

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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