Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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black guy graduating high school

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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