- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

tea with milk?

Wy did the chicken?

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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