what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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