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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What time is it? Refrigerator

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

this girl died

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

My tractor broke down.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

women's rights

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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