Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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