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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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hi

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Yes.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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