- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??