Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I pooped my pants

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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