Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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hi

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Hey Shea

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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