- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Barack Obama

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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