There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Your mom is fat

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