- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Knock knock. Death.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

So. The gays. ...

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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