roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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A ginger was with his friends

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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i dont like chris

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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