Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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no

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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The Holocaust.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Gianni

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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*you're

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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