- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

donald................duck for president

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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