- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

so dont touch it.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Give me thumbs up!

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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