If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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