Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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girls lacrosse

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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