- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

im black

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

bitches be crafty.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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