- Anti Joke

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!