Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Men's Sports

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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