- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

An atheist walks into a church

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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