Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

I had my period 3 days ago.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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