- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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