Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

U ALL LIAK DIK

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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