My life :(

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Membean

Butt Sex.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A Jew! Bless you.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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