What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

whats your name? bumder:)

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

a man walks into a prostitute.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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