Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

want a balloon? yeah

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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