What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whoa there

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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