Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Leave her alone...

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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whats black? a black man

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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woman's rights

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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