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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Ham sandwich

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Mitt Romney.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

The game!

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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