What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why? Whats wrong?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Stop being a centipede

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Welcome to die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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