what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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