- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

i cant think of one.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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