- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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