Why did the baby die? Abortion

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Seth stock has a large penis

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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