- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Kathy Griffin.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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